This article nearly had me on the floor laughing. I don't always find Jay Mohr funny, but he got it right this time. Follow the link to find such gems as the following:
I clicked on the "Roster" link to learn about some of the Rays players. When I hit backup catcher Pete LaForest's name, I found a prominently displayed photo of 'ol Pete clutching his groin as a baseball bounced off his mask. That might be worth five dollars if they guaranteed I could see it live. - Jay Mohr, The Hot Read
He did his homework, that's for sure. Raptors in.....2055?