"Your college career was uglier than Brad Lidge in the 9th inning—at least as of late—but congratulations, you made it to the NBA.

Your shot was useless from both the perimeter and around the basket, and you didn’t have the lateral movement to defend anyone—not even my dad scrimmaging in a bagels-and-basketball Sunday league." --Jason Strasser in regards to the recent signing of Shavlik Randolph by the Philadelphia 76ers